You add 1 too many egg whites and give bread dough too long of a rise time:
MONSTER BREAD! ATTACK!
I have an irrational love for this:
He marked the page with a match
and fell asleep in mid-kiss,
while I, a queen bee in a disturbed hive,
stay up and buzz:
half a kingdom for a honey drop,
half a lifetime for a tender word!
His face, half turned.
Half past midnight. Half past one.
…When you play Monopoly whilst babysitting and realize the Starting Funds are more than what is in your real life bank account. Sigh.