What happens when…?

You add 1 too many egg whites and give bread dough too long of a rise time:

 

MONSTER BREAD! ATTACK!


A Poem

I have an irrational love for this:

He marked the page with a match

and fell asleep in mid-kiss, 

while I, a queen bee in a disturbed hive, 

stay up and buzz: 

half a kingdom for a honey drop, 

half a lifetime for a tender word! 

His face, half turned. 

Half past midnight. Half past one. 

                   ~Vera Pavlova


A Sad Moment in Post-Graduate Life…

…When you play Monopoly whilst babysitting and realize the Starting Funds are more than what is in your real life bank account.  Sigh.