Sandy’s Sweet Yellow Squash Relish

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Last weekend, we got a couple friends together for a canning party.  I taught them how to make this Squash Relish, which has become an absolute necessity in our house (and a handy holiday gift).  We also made some quick, half-sour pickles and canned some peaches and pears, as well.  All the while, Punc ran around with their golden retriever puppy and the guys grilled up dinner.

I cut it close this year.  We were down to our last jar from last year’s batch of relish (I brought our very last unopened jar with us to Cape Cod).  This is my favorite condiment on anything grilled, particularly hot dogs.  It’s also great to mix in to potato or pasta salads and–I admit–we have even mixed it into substandard batches of macaroni and cheese.  It was actually pretty good!  The squash is just different enough in flavor compared to the run of the mill sweet pickle relish, with a tiniest kick from the chili flakes, to make a really unexpected topping.  I also use much less sugar than most relish recipes, which makes for a nice change.

I got this recipe from a former coworker, during a year when she had a glut of yellow squash and a poor crop of cucumbers.  On a whim, she replaced all of the cucumbers with yellow squash and was left with fabulous results.  Thanks for creating an addiction, Sandy! 😉

This recipe is made to be canned in a water bath and to feed our cravings all year–it makes between 8 to 10 half-pint jars (cups) of relish.  If you are not interested in canning, you could certainly halve or even quarter the batch and it would last for a good long while if kept in the refrigerator.

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Yellow Squash Sweet Relish

  • 4 medium-large yellow crookneck squash
  • 2 medium sweet onions
  • 1 medium green bell pepper
  • 1 medium red bell pepper
  • 1/4 c. salt
  • 2 3/4 c. sugar
  • 1 Tbsp. celery seed
  • 1 Tbsp. mustard seed
  • 1 tsp. red pepper flakes
  • 2 c. apple cider vinegar

Finely dice all of the vegetables. They will shrink slightly during cooking, but not by much, so aim for the size that you would prefer in the final relish. Place the vegetables in large bowl. Sprinkle the ¼ cup of salt over the vegetables and cover with cold water. Allow this mixture to sit for two hours. It may get a little pungent, but don’t worry!

While you are waiting, prepare for the canning process.  Trust me, a pot large enough to cover jars can take forever to actually come to a boil.  Prepare your canning jars by washing with soap and water while bringing a large pot of water to boil.  If you have a canning rack, place it in the pot.  Submerge the sterile jars (unlidded) along with their lids and rings, then simmer for ten minutes.

Drain the vegetables and rinse well. Drain extremely well—I wrap the mix in a thin towel and wring out all of the liquid.

Combine the sugar, vinegar, and spices in a large stockpot. Bring to a boil, then add the vegetables and reduce to a simmer. Simmer the mixture for ten minutes.

Remove the jars, rings, and lids from the hot water, drain, and pat dry with paper towels.

Pack the mixture into clean jar, remove the air bubbles, and clean the rim of the jar. Top with the lid and hand-tighten the ring. Process in a boiling water-bath for 10 minutes, then remove and allow to cool.  Within a few minutes, you should hear the small “pop” and the button at the middle of the lid will depress, showing that you have properly created the vacuum seal. Leave the jars undisturbed for 24 hours, then tighten the rings and store.  If you can stand it, allow the relish a few weeks in a cool, dark place to really meld the flavors.

Store opened jars in the refrigerator.

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Spiced Brandied Cherries

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Hello, everyone out there not in post-camp life!  It’s good to be back!  Seven weeks of kids ended in a week-long plague that knocked me out hard for several days.  It was the run-of-the-mill virus that has been traveling around this summer: flu-like body aches and pains plus chest congestion.  Unfortunately, it kicked my asthma into the first major reaction I have had in years, and my lungs inflamed and shut up tight, keeping all of the muck from the cold down in my lungs and prolonging the misery.  Even now, the cough still lingers, though a quick course of prednisone calmed most of my asthma symptoms and I feel almost back to normal.  I was on so many over-the-counter cold treatments to get me through my last weekend of stage managing, I’ve wrecked my digestive tract.  I almost feel like I was gluten-ed.  Except, this doesn’t feel like gluten, and I know I haven’t eaten any.  Anyways, it does mean that I’ve put away all of my meds for now, and I’m focusing on restocking with probiotics and vitamins.  Hopefully, by this time next week, I will truly be back on track to ‘normal’.

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Sickness aside, I had a fantastic time at camp, as always.  I worked with a new age group and co-teacher, whom I have known for ages.  It is so interesting to see what just a year or two in the age difference of students makes.  My students were just young enough to really hold onto the last vestiges of carefree childhood.  Working with the teenagers in the past, I was always gratefully surprised when they acted against the stereotypes of their age–forgetting to worry about how they might look when asked to play a silly game or including the ‘weird kid’ in the circle at lunch.  This year, most of my students had not yet begun to truly cling to those shallow worries and concerns based, primarily, on the (imagined, real, or potential) judgement of their peers.  Most of them were still just “kids”, happy to be among friends old and new and eager to try anything–heedless of any risk that they might act “silly” or “uncool”.  I suppose I should stop being so surprised when my students shatter society’s stereotypical expectations.  Every year, every camp, every audition, I am left in awe of these students who prove time and time again that they are brave, they are talented, they are kind and inclusive, and so much better than I could ever hope.

I will not warble on nostalgically about my epic, awesome students, since I already have on this blog and certainly will again in the future.  Auditions for our fall shows are in just seven weeks, and I will be overflowing with kid-spiration once more.  Anyways, in spite of the crazy schedule and usual exhaustion accompanying my summers, I felt that I did a little better with my meal-planning game.  I only gave up on dinner and had us go out/get take away about once a week–and a few of those times were planned social outings.  Last year was pretty dismal for the home-cooked meals.  We spent way too much money.  This year I planned familiar, easy dinners that wouldn’t seem so daunting when we got home.  On the weekends, I managed to play a little in the kitchen, including this canning project that I wanted to share before cherry season left us.

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Our farmers market has had beautiful cherries for several weeks, now, though the season is beginning to wind down.  I had been looking into preserving fruit–beyond cooking them down into jams and jellies.  While plenty of recipes preserved fruit pieces in juice and sugar syrup, when I stumbled upon the piles of fruit+booze preserving recipes, I knew I had struck gold.  I’ve already shared some spiked canning recipes, and these spiced, brandied cherries seemed like the perfect addition to that corner of this blog.  But, here is where I have to lay out the facts: I haven’t actually tried these cherries.  At least not at their full potential.  I did taste a fruit after the cooking (pre-canning) process, and I have had a lot of syrup left over since I made a larger batch.  Both were delightful.  But the true potential for these cherries comes from stewing and sitting for at least a month, to really let the flavors build and combine.  I’ve still got a couple weeks left before I can try these babies.  I’d like to think that there is something a little daring in making up a batch and waiting so long to try the result.  Maybe that is my sickness-addled brain talking, since I really cannot imagine the finished product being bad when the syrup and cooked fruit were so lovely. Speaking of, I’ve been using the syrup in all sorts of cocktails and sodas (stir a few spoonfuls into ginger beer…trust me).  I’d like to ladle some over ice cream as well, but I keep forgetting to grab some at the store.  There is plenty of boozy, delicious potential here!  Why don’t you make your own before cherry season is over?

Don’t be afraid of the canning part.  Seriously.  I have conquered water baths without any sort of rack or special pot and done just fine.  As long as you have a soup pot that is tall enough to allow the jars to be covered by an inch of war, you are good to go. If my lids don’t pop when I remove them from the water bath, I boil the jar in the water again.  It works like a charm!  With all the sugar and alcohol in here, these cherries would certainly last for a while in the fridge, if you really want to avoid the canning process.

Also, invest in a cherry pitter.  I know.  I really didn’t want to buy one.  With the exception of my madeleine pan (because madeleine cookies are totally worth it), everything else in my kitchen serves multiple purposes.  But given the mess that the juice makes, a cherry pitter is totally worth the ease and speed it provides for recipes like these.  Plus I now have one less excuse to not make cherry pie!  I found one that has a “juice guard” that helps with the splatter and let me buzz through this batch of cherries in less than ten minutes.  And, technically, it can pit olives, too.  There’s multi-purpose, right?

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Brandied Cherries

Makes: 3-4 half-pint jars | Prep: 20 minutes | Cook/Process: 30 minutes

  • 3 heaping cups cherries (about 1 lb)
  • 3/4 c. sugar
  • 3 Tbsp. water
  • 1/4 c. lemon juice
  • 1/2 c. brandy
  • 1 star anise pod
  • 1 tsp whole cloves
  • 1 small cinnamon stick
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract

Prepare your canning jars: sterilize the glass jars in a hot-cycle of your dishwasher, or boil the jars, along with lids and rings, for 10 minutes.  Turn the heat to low and keep the jars warm while you prepare the fruit.

Wash the cherries well.  Remove all stems and pit the fruit.  Ripe, unblemished fruit is best–since we are using them whole, cutting away the blemishes makes for a less-pretty end result and might cause the fruit to come apart and squish in the syrup.  The taste should still be fine, so make your own choice to cut out the blemishes or just use un-bruised fruit.

Combine the sugar, water, lemon juice, anise, cinnamon, and cloves in a large sauce pan.  Cook over medium heat, stirring often, until the sugar dissolves, about 5 minutes.  Stir in brandy, then add the prepared cherries.  Bring to a boil, then turn heat to medium-low and simmer for 10 minutes, stirring occasionally.  Remove the mixture from heat.  Fish out the hard spices (anise pods, cloves, cinnamon stick) and stir in vanilla extract.

Remove the jars from the water bath.  Turn heat to high to bring the water to a boil once more.  Ladle first the cherries, then the syrup into the jars, until they are filled up to 1/2 in from the top of the jar (right where the screw-rings begin).  Wipe the edges of the jar clean with a dry paper towel, then top jars with lids.  Hand screw the rings onto the jars loosely–just until you hit resistance.  (If not canning the cherries, screw the rings tightly and allow to cool).  When all jars are prepared, gently lower into boiling water.  Make sure the jars are covered by an inch of water.  Boil  in water bath for 10 minutes.  Remove jars and place on a rack to cool.  Within a few minutes, the lids should “pop” and the button at the center will compress.  This lets you know it is sealed.  If it does not compress, boil for another ten minutes in a water bath.  Allow sealed jars to cool undisturbed for 24 hours.  Screw the rings on tightly and store in a cool, dry place for at least a month before opening.

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